Mitch Grassi’s new twitter name resurrected my dead inspiration.
A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says ”Five beers, please.”
i dont get it
No one explain it
After the Roman drinks the beers, he tells the bartender, “I want a martinus.”
"Don’t you mean a martini?”
"If I wanted two, I would’ve asked for them."
these are the best jokes ever
Day 8 - Favorite G+M Collab: It’s Grace Leave of Absinthe
*SLAMS HAND ON THE TABLE* SCOTT HOYING IS THE MOST PERFECT PERSON I CAN’T EVEN FUCKING HANDLE IT ANYMORE I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE IN LOVE WITH HIM THAN THIS NIGHT AND NOW SEEING THAT PICTURE I FEEL LIKE MY BRAIN IS GOING TO LITERALLY EXPLODE I CANNOT EVEN COMPREHEND THE FACT THAT I ACTUALLY SAW HIM TONIGHT GOD DAMN IT
I like nice bathrooms
look at the majestic creature in the wild